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Title: A Cow's Tail
Post by: Dare on January 05, 2014, 09:49:41 PM

  A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that!'

Title: Re: A Cow's Tail
Post by: Ian on January 05, 2014, 10:13:48 PM

 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD

Title: Re: A Cow's Tail
Post by: cosworth151 on January 06, 2014, 03:39:21 PM

Good one, Dare!  :DD  :DD  :DD

Title: Re: A Cow's Tail
Post by: Scott on January 06, 2014, 05:18:04 PM

 :DD :DD :DD :DD  Ouch...gotta watch what you say to your wife, eh?

Title: Re: A Cow's Tail
Post by: F1fanaticBD on January 06, 2014, 07:40:08 PM

 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD