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Title: Bear joke
Post by: Dare on June 20, 2008, 02:38:33 AM

eat your heart out Wiz




A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Wizzo on June 20, 2008, 08:41:36 AM

 :yahoo:

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on June 20, 2008, 10:10:58 PM

Oh my God Dare.  ::)

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Dare on June 22, 2008, 12:21:25 AM

Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear! The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. They're both frozen in their tracks.
The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."
"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on June 22, 2008, 09:48:16 AM

Good one Dare  :good:

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: cosworth151 on June 22, 2008, 12:28:59 PM

This is getting un-bear-able!

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Dare on June 22, 2008, 12:36:52 PM

Quote from: cosworth151 on June 22, 2008, 12:28:59 PM

This is getting un-bear-able!

I have hundreds,maybe thousans

                    okay

maybe 10 more

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on June 22, 2008, 03:57:00 PM

Troubles BRUIN eh

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Mitch14 on July 06, 2008, 07:36:42 PM

both jokes were terrible but i preferred the first

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on July 06, 2008, 11:13:20 PM

Lets not get grizzly about it.  :DD

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Mitch14 on July 07, 2008, 08:01:34 AM

no lets not

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: cosworth151 on July 07, 2008, 01:31:33 PM

Can you bear any more of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkIzeAH-4BY

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Mitch14 on July 07, 2008, 07:01:33 PM

please cosworth151 don't embarrass yourself

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on July 07, 2008, 07:54:41 PM

All this panda-ring about is good for the mind, anyway, seems like winter is back, hailstones tonight so I'm off to hibernate

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Ian on July 07, 2008, 07:57:57 PM

You'll love this one Cos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c&feature=related

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Mitch14 on July 07, 2008, 07:58:17 PM

oh please not another bear or panda joke there terrible

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: cosworth151 on July 08, 2008, 01:21:47 PM

Quote from: ian on July 07, 2008, 07:57:57 PM

You'll love this one Cos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c&feature=related

Ouch! Poor bear!

Title: Re: Bear joke
Post by: Mitch14 on July 08, 2008, 07:25:52 PM

yeah poor bear
thats one of the funniest things ive seen in ages