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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Wizzo on June 29, 2009, 12:38:18 PM

Title: Blowing it all
Post by: Wizzo on June 29, 2009, 12:38:18 PM
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him: "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me? I bought it too, with the insurance money."

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said: "Irving, remember I promised to blow you?

Here it comes!
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