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Author Topic: Weak at the knees  (Read 411 times)

Offline Wizzo

Weak at the knees
« on: April 28, 2010, 08:53:54 PM »
A doctor had an elderly patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment.

"What can I do for you today, Mr. Smith?" the doctor asked.

The aged gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak and I can hardly catch my breath... I'm frightened!"

The doctor, looking at his 86-year-old patient, said: "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"

The old gentleman thought for a moment and said, "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"  :o


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Re: Weak at the knees
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 09:00:01 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD

 


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