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Author Topic: 100 MPH GOAT  (Read 1178 times)

Offline Dare

100 MPH GOAT
« on: December 10, 2010, 11:40:14 PM »

Two Canadians  are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
 
 
 


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2010, 12:49:46 AM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

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Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 11:58:36 AM »
The jokes are just gettin' better round here.  :DD :DD

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Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2010, 12:45:25 PM »

 :DD :DD :DD  I've always wondered what 'Fly by Wire' was all about.  ;)
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Offline Ian

Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2010, 12:52:27 PM »
Doh John.  :tease:
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Scott

Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 08:49:58 PM »
Canadians, eh?   >:(

 :DD :DD  Great one!   :DD :DD
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Offline Dare

Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 08:55:10 PM »
Canadians, eh?   >:(

 :DD :DD  Great one!   :DD :DD



I changed the nationalities to protect the innocent
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Dare

Re: 100 MPH GOAT
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2010, 11:26:16 PM »
Canadians, eh?   >:(

 :DD :DD  Great one!   :DD :DD

I had to switch the nationality,David said the next Irish joke I told he was telling me to kiss something and it wasn't the Blarney Stone
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

 


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