How about a "Little Johnny" joke thread?

[Canada Darrell™]

Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $20," the teacher began, "and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"

"An orgy," Johnny answered.

[Canada Darrell™]

The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk. Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher! "Number One: It's fresh. Number Two: It's nutritious. Number Three: It's served at just the right temperature. And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!"

[Dare]

Little Johnny comes home from Catholic school with a black eye. His
father sees
it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight
with the
other boys?"

"But Dad," said Johnny, "It wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying
our
prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in
the
crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit
me!"

"Johnny", the father said, "You don't do those kind of things to women!
Just
leave it alone!"

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black
and
blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk about this!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church
saying
our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress
in
the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and
he
reached over and pulled it out. But now I know she doesn't like that, so
I
pushed it back in!"