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Author Topic: Ancient Technology  (Read 1002 times)

Offline Andy B

Ancient Technology
« on: April 22, 2011, 09:59:10 PM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian
    scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and
    came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
   network more than 150 years ago.


 
    Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an
    American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after,
    a story was published in the New York Times: "American
    archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
    concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
    communications network 50 years earlier than the  Australians".


 
    One week later, the Council in Essex , reported the following:


 
    "After digging as deep as 30 feet in Colchester, Jack Lucknow, a
     self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f *ck
    all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had
    already gone wireless."


 
    Just makes you bloody proud to be British.



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Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 11:11:09 PM »

  LOL!  :DD :DD   I'll drink to that, Andy.  :DD :DD

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Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 11:18:09 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD First class!!

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Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2011, 08:16:28 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD Top joke Andy!!  :DD :DD :DD

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Offline Wats-on

Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2011, 10:36:18 PM »
 :swoon: :DD :DD :good:
You're smart if you believe only half of what you're told. You're brilliant if you know what half to believe...

Offline Canada Darrell™

Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2011, 12:14:28 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD

That was one freakin' funny joke!!!!
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Ancient Technology
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2011, 05:39:43 PM »
Good one, Andy!  :good:

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