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Author Topic: A blondes need for curtains!!  (Read 746 times)

Offline Andy B

A blondes need for curtains!!
« on: June 26, 2011, 11:17:53 AM »
A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"


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Offline Ian

Re: A blondes need for curtains!!
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2011, 11:24:45 AM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD
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Re: A blondes need for curtains!!
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2011, 02:55:24 PM »

 :DD :DD :DD   Good one Andy.  :good:

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Re: A blondes need for curtains!!
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 07:49:22 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD
Trust a blonde to pick pink.

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