Flawlessly logical

[Andy B]

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
 
I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
 
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other w**ker using my stuff."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another w**ker?"

[Ian]

     Good one Andy B

[Scott]

 

[John S]

 Ouch!         - but a real beaut Andy mate. 

[Wizzo]

Ouch that hurts, but you can just see it happening can't you? 

[Jugirl]

 

I like that one 

Ju