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Author Topic: The Easten Mystic  (Read 879 times)

Offline Andy B

The Easten Mystic
« on: August 23, 2011, 09:09:42 AM »
I recently read about an Eastern mystic that walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, that made him frail, and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.


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Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 09:28:39 AM »

 :DD :DD :DD   Thanks for Poppins that one in Andy.  ;)

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Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 09:32:58 AM »
 :DD  :DD A spoonful of laughs in the morning is good medicine Andy.
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Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2011, 06:20:14 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD
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Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2011, 07:48:31 PM »
Very good.  :DD :DD

Offline Dare

Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2011, 01:39:57 AM »
good one Andy
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Re: The Easten Mystic
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2011, 02:40:39 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD  Well done, Andy!  :good:
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