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Author Topic: Actual Newspaper Headlines  (Read 1566 times)

Offline Dare

Actual Newspaper Headlines
« on: February 16, 2012, 06:37:38 PM »


Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

War Dims Hope for Peace

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply



 
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 09:51:02 PM by Dare »


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Jericoke

Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 08:10:41 PM »
I've long suspected that all reporters aspire to be headline writers, just to see what they can get away with.

(Most of the time it's just headlines that don't reflect the story in any meaningful way.)

David

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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 08:42:33 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD Some crackers there!

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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 09:25:44 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD Some real good ones there, keep them coming Dare

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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 10:24:17 AM »

 :DD :DD  :DD 

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft    :swoon:   
      Must be why baked beans are not on the menu in space.  :D


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Offline Scott

Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 05:21:14 PM »
 :DD :DD  Some great ones..."Plane too close to ground" crash probe told.   :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Dare

Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2012, 11:00:52 PM »
I think my fav is


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

 


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