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Author Topic: A CHURCH SERVICE....  (Read 1291 times)

Offline Dare

A CHURCH SERVICE....
« on: February 13, 2013, 10:17:17 AM »

 

 
An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently
attending a church service at their retirement village.
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About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen
and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."


"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

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Re: A CHURCH SERVICE....
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2013, 10:23:34 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

Ah, the perils of getting old, eh Dare?  :D 

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Re: A CHURCH SERVICE....
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2013, 07:13:01 PM »
:DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

Ah, the perils of getting old, eh Dare?  :D

 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

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Re: A CHURCH SERVICE....
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2013, 11:23:36 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

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Re: A CHURCH SERVICE....
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 09:40:31 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD

 


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