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Author Topic: Male vs Female Logic  (Read 1214 times)

Offline Dare

Male vs Female Logic
« on: February 14, 2013, 12:15:27 AM »


 

 Lady: Do you drink?


Man: Yes


Lady: How much a day?


Man: 3 - 6 packs


Lady: How much per 6 pack


Man: about $10.00


Lady: And how long have you been drinking?


Man: 15 years


Lady: So 1- 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your


spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?


Man: Correct


Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?


Man: Correct


Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man: Do you drink?

 

Lady: No

 


Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2013, 07:32:30 AM »
 :DD :DD
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 01:13:59 PM »
Good one, Dare!  :DD  :DD  :good:
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Offline Ian

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 02:24:58 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD Good one Dare, confirms my suspicions on lack of logic in women.
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Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 08:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Ian on February 14, 2013, 02:24:58 PM
:DD  :DD  :DD Good one Dare, confirms my suspicions on lack of logic in women.

Easy Ian, you don't want anymore bruises in that fragile body of yours, do you? Mrs Ian will not be pleased to find out these truths.. :DD :DD :DD
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Offline Ian

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2013, 08:44:37 PM »
She can't do much at the moment BD, she fell down the stairs and cracked a rib, plus covered in bruises.
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2013, 09:27:12 PM »
Dang!

You shouldn't leave your skates on the stairway, Ian. Hope she feels better soon!
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Offline Ian

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2013, 09:33:29 PM »
I know it must hurt but I'm not too much of a sympathetic person. Why she never turned the light on I don't know ?
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2013, 12:19:18 AM »
Ouch! Please send my regards to Mrs Ian.  :(

I hope she feels better real soon. Tell her she needs to keep moving so getting up and down to get you food and drink is a GOOD thing!  ;)
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Offline Ian

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2013, 12:22:23 AM »
I'll leave it to you to tell her that Wiz, I ain't that brave.  :o
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Offline Scott

Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2013, 11:27:51 AM »
Ouch.  Broken ribs hurt.  Coughing, sneezing and laughing are the worst.  Hope she gets better soon, but keep the pepper handy if you want to get back at her for something.   ;)
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Re: Male vs Female Logic
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2013, 09:39:10 AM »
If it hadn't been for that punch line I was for giving up the drink!

Hope Mrs Ian is feeling better.
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