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Author Topic: A Cow's Tail  (Read 1278 times)

Offline Dare

A Cow's Tail
« on: January 05, 2014, 09:49:41 PM »

  A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that!'

"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Ian

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2014, 10:13:48 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »
Good one, Dare!  :DD  :DD  :DD
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Scott

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD  Ouch...gotta watch what you say to your wife, eh?
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 07:40:08 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Keep running the fast cars, you will be never out of girls


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