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Author Topic: A Cow's Tail  (Read 1880 times)

Offline Dare

A Cow's Tail
« on: January 05, 2014, 09:49:41 PM »

  A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that!'


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2014, 10:13:48 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 03:39:21 PM »
Good one, Dare!  :DD  :DD  :DD
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Scott

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD  Ouch...gotta watch what you say to your wife, eh?
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: A Cow's Tail
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2014, 07:40:08 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Keep running the fast cars, you will be never out of girls

 


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