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The family dog
« on: November 24, 2018, 03:13:45 PM »
So I get home yesterday and my dog is laying on my deck covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raise rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners.
I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming....
So I go out and say... What's wrong???? Play it up etc.....
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
I think their gonna move

"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

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Re: The family dog
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2018, 03:28:54 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD

You missed Halloween by a few weeks Dare, but it's still a damn fine joke.  :good: 
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Re: The family dog
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2018, 08:05:51 PM »
They're making a new TV series about it:

The Hopping Dead
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
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Re: The family dog
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2018, 09:39:53 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD  Oh Cos  :DD
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Offline Calman

Re: The family dog
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2018, 07:34:59 AM »
Sounds like it came from the same script writer as the famous "Yalla Canary" in Only Fools & Horses or the little girl's Tortoise in One Foot in the Grave!!  :DD

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Cal :)
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Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: The family dog
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2018, 02:58:17 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD


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