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Author Topic: The patient  (Read 987 times)

Offline Dare

The patient
« on: December 01, 2018, 03:38:23 AM »
Nurse came in and said Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible, what should i tell him? The doctor said Tell him I can't see him today

"It's often said truth is the first casualty of war,"

Offline Calman

Re: The patient
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2018, 06:49:12 AM »
Okay Dare, I am an "addict" to these Dr Doctor jokes and my wife sometimes wishes I could lock myself in a room and tell them all to a mirror ... just for my fix you understand.

So, if you don't mind me adding to your topic, here is one of 5,000, just off the top of my head ...

Patient:  "Dr Doctor ... don't ask me why, but I feel like a Bridge"

Dr:  "C'mon Man, what's come over you today?"

Patient:  "... so far, a bus, 17 cars and 1 lorry".

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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