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Author Topic: Groan - another joke  (Read 1856 times)

Offline Wizzo

Groan - another joke
« on: April 15, 2006, 12:07:28 PM »
      A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
      sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
      down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

      Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
      socket towards the man.

      He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it

      Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in

      "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

      They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
      theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
      deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

      After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
      her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

      They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

      The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
      The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

      "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
      to every guy you meet? "

      "No, " she replies. . . . . "   

     "You just happened to catch my 'eye'.  :DD

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