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Author Topic: True lawyer story  (Read 1166 times)

Offline Dare

True lawyer story
« on: January 13, 2008, 03:37:36 AM »
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY

Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare
and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other
things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these
great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium
payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the
insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a
series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason,
that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued, and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance
company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated
nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company,
which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also
guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without
defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the
lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART.

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous
case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to
24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the
recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA!


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

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Re: True lawyer story
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2008, 12:30:42 PM »
Great one Dare, just goes to prove we must be careful over what we wish for
Racing is Life - everything else is just....waiting. (Steve McQueen)

Offline Steven Roy

Re: True lawyer story
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2008, 02:16:56 PM »
Most people believe you can never win when lawyers are involved and you can't win against an insurance company.  It's great to see them tearing lumps out of each other,

Offline Wizzo

Re: True lawyer story
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2008, 04:20:12 PM »
Great story Dare, and as Steven says, its nice to the sharks turning on themselves for once.
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Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: True lawyer story
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2008, 05:06:49 PM »
What a stupid lawyer!  :DD So much for all those years of learning teaching common sense...
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Offline cosworth151

Re: True lawyer story
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2008, 04:22:14 PM »
Until I read the last part, I was ready to grab my box of La Unica 100 Darks and run down to the insurance agent. :crazy:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

 


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