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Author Topic: $100  (Read 1065 times)

Offline Dare

$100
« on: June 03, 2008, 11:35:44 PM »




 
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. 
 
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.


  WHEN The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. 
 
The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. 
 
The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
 
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: 
 
Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington , DC., and those buttheads deducted $95.00 in taxes


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

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Re: $100
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 10:49:21 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :good: :good:

 


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