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Offline cosworth151

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2008, 05:03:37 PM »
Quote
I wouldn't belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member!
- Groucho Marx
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“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2008, 06:26:20 AM »
Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together



and you thought it was Yoda
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Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Wizzo

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2008, 01:08:47 PM »
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing!
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2008, 04:46:49 AM »
wise words Wiz



I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2008, 02:07:31 AM »
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2008, 03:09:33 AM »
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.




To whom it may apply :D
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #36 on: December 11, 2008, 02:30:50 AM »
Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #37 on: December 11, 2008, 12:22:46 PM »
From today's Arlo and Janis comic strip:

If they advertise something only at Christmas, nobody wants it.
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2008, 05:31:08 AM »
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2008, 03:25:12 AM »


Tis Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on.
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Offline Ian

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2008, 07:43:45 PM »
The nice thing about being senile is that you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2008, 08:42:57 PM »
Existentialist bumper sticker:

"Honk if you are."

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Offline Dare

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2008, 01:23:07 AM »
Man who fights wife all day long gets no piece at night.
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2008, 12:41:04 PM »
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
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Offline romephius

Re: Words of wisdom 2
« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2008, 08:15:03 PM »
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

Rom
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