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Title: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Wizzo on February 09, 2009, 12:39:41 PM
 :yahoo: Its GPWizard's 3rd Birthday Today!   :yahoo:

Lets all celebrate by having one of my favourite competitions - The Caption Competition!

The Competition
I'm sure you can guess what to do, but if you can't then here are the rules. All you have to do is put on your thinking caps and write a funny caption to the picture below.

The funniest (in my weird opinion) will be named as the winner. You can post as many captions as you like and the winner will be announced on/after Sunday 15th Feb.

(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/massa.jpg)


The Prize
The winner will receive this genuine BMW Williams Gear Ratio Set. This set has been used in an actual F1 race and would make a great addition to anyone's F1 collection.

(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/prizes/williams.jpg)

Good Luck everyone!  :D
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on February 09, 2009, 01:42:03 PM
Don't "Heil" me, Filipe. Max is the one into that, not me!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 09, 2009, 07:01:43 PM
Phew you have been chewin those cow pats again Bernie, give us a break!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Alianora La Canta on February 09, 2009, 08:19:38 PM
Bernie: I don't care if you've got a red belt in kung fu, you're not getting out of the shareholder's lunch!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 09, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
I've told you before Bernie only the Grid Girls get to peck this cheek.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 09, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quit tickling me Uncle Bernie, I've got to get ready for a race!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 09, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
 Five mill that's my final offer Bernie to dish the dirt on Luca, medal or no bloody medal. 
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 09, 2009, 08:52:12 PM
You tell me Max is serious about retireing Bernie, don't make me laugh I've got concentrate on getting round Eau Rouge in the wet in minute.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 09, 2009, 08:56:32 PM
No honestly Bernie it was the "live long and prosper" sign not the Winston Churchill victory salute.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on February 09, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
Please, Bernie, stop calling those medals of yours, "The Precious!"
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Ian on February 09, 2009, 10:19:49 PM
No Bernie, i am NOT going to a party at Max's
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Slugger on February 09, 2009, 11:09:24 PM
Massa: Talk to the hand
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Slugger on February 09, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
Massa: Get off me Dougal
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Slugger on February 09, 2009, 11:12:53 PM
Massa: Not now Bernie someone might see us
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on February 10, 2009, 12:16:51 AM
I am sorry Bernie but Michael says he can't see you now.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on February 10, 2009, 12:18:52 AM
Bernie the poker game is for drivers only after we caught you cheating at the last race.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on February 10, 2009, 01:38:20 AM
Bernie: I know Ferrari is a good drive but I have told these Americans that I can help them sign a GP winner
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 10, 2009, 01:44:37 AM
For the last time Felipe,no I didn't
play Yoda in Star Wars
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 11, 2009, 03:10:05 AM
hasta la vista baby
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 11, 2009, 07:53:50 AM
Last year you promised me the WDC...no, no, I'm not listening to you anymore.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 11, 2009, 02:51:54 PM
I don't care who you are,no autograph
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 12, 2009, 02:11:54 AM
I know,I know I am a dreadful little man
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 12, 2009, 07:27:14 AM
C'mon Bernie - your jokes are worse than the Wiz's!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on February 12, 2009, 12:03:46 PM
No, Bernie, I won't loan you a fiver until payday.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 12, 2009, 04:42:31 PM
No Bernie I don't want to buy any
nude pictures of Tamara
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 12, 2009, 07:28:56 PM
Now come on all I'm asking is that you keep the KERS fully charged up whenever Max is near your Ferrari, I don't think even he can survive another big shock.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 12, 2009, 07:42:07 PM
Just slip this sennakot in Kimi's drink I'd like to see if he can get more of a move on when he has the backdoor trots.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 12, 2009, 07:47:28 PM
No Bernie I don't want to buy a track in France or Turkey, sorry your stuck with them amigo.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 12, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
No more stock tips!  I'm broke!!
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Philbe on February 13, 2009, 01:48:54 AM
No no Bernie mate, you have got to be bloody joking..I will not ask Shumi for advice.

And hi everyone...looking forward to an interesting season and some great comedy...thanks Wiz.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 13, 2009, 02:55:23 AM
No no Bernie mate, you have got to be bloody joking..I will not ask Shumi for advice.

And hi everyone...looking forward to an interesting season and some great comedy...thanks Wiz.

Welcome Philbe,make yourself at home and
enjoy  :D
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on February 13, 2009, 04:18:44 AM
Hi Philbe.  Have fun here and let us know what you think of the site.

Bernie, I don't care if you are giving me 4 to 1 I am not going to bet that Max won't stand for re-election.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on February 13, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
"You put your right hand in. You take your right hand out.........."

Howdy, Philbe! Glad to have you here.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 13, 2009, 02:34:12 PM
Don't even try it Bernie, you'll never get my moneybelt, it's velcro-ed to my belly hair.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 13, 2009, 11:56:08 PM
What makes you think I'm from Essex Felipe
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Philbe on February 14, 2009, 03:08:44 AM
Stop right there...before we go any further do ya love me...


And thanks for the welcome ya'll.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: romephius on February 14, 2009, 06:53:57 AM
No Bernie, now your wife is gone... it's the right hand..... the right....

Rom
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Alianora La Canta on February 14, 2009, 11:23:28 PM
Welcome to GPWizard, Philbe, and hope you enjoy contributing here.

Great to have you back, rom :)

Next entry:

"Talk to the hand!"
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 15, 2009, 02:11:12 PM
No No, you're all right Bernie you needn't cry. I can afford Max's new drivers licence fee so I won't need the fat wad I stored in your account for safe keeping.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Wizzo on February 16, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
OK Guys the competition is over and many thanks for all the excellent captions.  :good:

The winning entry is: 'For the last time Felipe, no I didn't play Yoda in Star Wars'
I'm sure you will all join me in congratulating our old friend Dare as the winner!  :yahoo:

Well done to everyone who entered - you crazy lot!  :crazy:
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: cosworth151 on February 16, 2009, 03:29:47 PM
Congrats, Dare! Good job, ol' friend! :yahoo:
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Neil.P on February 16, 2009, 04:53:51 PM
Congrats Dare, good one matey

Neil.P
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: John S on February 16, 2009, 05:11:12 PM
Well done Dare, great caption. :good: 

You are sure to enjoy the prize, all Wiz's prizes are good. How does he do it? :DntKnw:
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Scott on February 16, 2009, 06:41:01 PM
Congratulations Dare!  Although I think he looks and acts more like the evil emperor. 
 :yahoo: :yahoo:

Nice prize too.  Thanks so much Wiz for the great competitions and prizes.
 :good: :good:
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Ian on February 16, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
 :yahoo:, Well done Dare, good on yer me old mate, enjoy your prize.  :yahoo:
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Steven Roy on February 16, 2009, 07:55:38 PM
A well deserved win Dare.  As others have said great prize as usual Wiz.
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Alianora La Canta on February 17, 2009, 08:55:34 PM
 :yahoo:  :yahoo: Congratulations, Dare! Your entry was hilarious. Hope you enjoy the gear ratios :)
Title: Re: GPWizard 3rd Birthday Competition
Post by: Dare on February 18, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
Thanks to everyone and especially the Wiz
 for having such a great site.

Have a place picked out for it
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