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Fun Stuff => Pictures & Jokes => Topic started by: Monty on April 24, 2019, 02:53:49 PM

Title: we are not here to enjoy ourselves...
Post by: Monty on April 24, 2019, 02:53:49 PM
“I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
“I’m LIVID.”

The food from my Burger Van must be the best - it has four Michelin tyres

A man says to his girlfriend: "When I first laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to make love to you really badly." "Well," she replies, "You succeeded."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

A man walks into doctor's office."What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
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