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Title: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Wizzo on September 03, 2007, 08:07:56 PM

Hi all,

I have another great prize to give away - A Formula 1 Technical Guide.

(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/techguide.jpg)

This technical analysis of Formula One reveals all the secrets of the cars that competed for the 2005/2006 Formula One World Championships. Technical illustrations show the carsí various stages of evolution, and each team has its own chapter, Over 300 images, published September 2006.

I guarantee you will learn something (if not everything) from this great manual.

All you have to do is put on your thinking caps and write a funny caption to the picture below. The funniest (in my humble opinion) will be named as the winner. You can post as many captions as you like and the competition ends on Sunday 16th September.


(http://www.gpwizard.co.uk/images/captioncomp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 03, 2007, 08:36:26 PM
How many goes can we have Wiz  :DntKnw:
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 03, 2007, 10:02:19 PM
Fernando, don't cry, let me dry that tear for you.....I promise I will let you have the front seat on the drive to the airport.......


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 04, 2007, 12:44:42 AM
Hey Fernando,pull my finger
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 04, 2007, 04:41:18 AM
Hey, I only told you, your mum was fat once!!!!


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 04, 2007, 04:47:41 AM
Gee Fernando,your telling me puta means great
driver in Spanish
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 04, 2007, 08:14:22 AM
How many goes can we have Wiz   :DntKnw:
Ian, Is that LH to FA or vice versa? :yahoo:
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 04, 2007, 08:15:29 AM
LH to FA.

Listen very carefully, I will say this only once!
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Wizzo on September 04, 2007, 08:32:26 AM

Excellent start guys!!! Have as many goes as you like.  :good: :D



Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 04, 2007, 09:30:30 AM
Forgot your hankie??.......let me get that for you


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: f1box on September 04, 2007, 11:54:52 AM
You're right, wet shaving does leave your skin silky smooth!


David
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 04, 2007, 11:56:45 AM
Awesome one there F1Box......I gotta piggy back off that one.......

Hey Fernando...you know what will impress Ron??.....Grow a Beard!!!!


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 04, 2007, 01:08:30 PM
Listen Fernando,I know bloody well you
screwed my tyres up in Turkey
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 04, 2007, 01:27:21 PM
LH to FA:

Don't say no yet......gorgeous..........

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM
Fernando....were you driving Miss Daisy????


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 04, 2007, 03:49:45 PM
Gee, Fernando, what was F1 like back in your day?

Cos
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 04, 2007, 05:06:11 PM
FA to LH:  Yes, I know I've got spots. You don't have to show the whole world.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 04, 2007, 08:34:23 PM
Fernando, that was'nt a flea in your ear, it was my exhaust from half a lap in front
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 05, 2007, 08:16:51 AM
Lewis.....take it off before I break it off......and beat you with the soggy end

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 05, 2007, 12:49:26 PM
Hey, Fernando.......so....can I date your sister????



Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 05, 2007, 01:17:43 PM
thats numero uno to you senor
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 05, 2007, 01:20:55 PM
thats numero uno to you senor


maybe if you crawl Flabbio will take you back
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 05, 2007, 01:24:37 PM
Fernando.....did you hear how many comments Dare and Rom came up with for this very moment???

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 05, 2007, 02:33:10 PM
Fernando....you can always follow Montoya


This one is a colaboration between Dare and Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 05, 2007, 03:14:57 PM
If you hurry you can catch the next Eurostar back to France.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 05, 2007, 07:58:26 PM
and Mr. Dennis told me to tell you not
to get to fond of that Mercedes loaner
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 05, 2007, 08:05:08 PM
LH to FA. You all right there on the second step?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 06, 2007, 09:24:36 AM
Lean on me.....when your not strong....and I'll be your friend..... come on Fernando....you know the words

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 06, 2007, 11:24:33 AM
FA to LH - I thought picking your own nose was bad enough - how will Ron Dennis cope with you being so rude in public?!?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 06, 2007, 11:28:36 AM
Hey Fernando...at least the team isn't called benneton......then we would be B1 and B2

Rom

sorry if I spelt benneton wrong.....i'm young
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 06, 2007, 03:06:41 PM
LH to FA: "When you get to Daytona, tell JP and Jacques I said hello."


LH to FA: "Don't worry, 'Nando. I hear there's about to be an job opening at Toyota."
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 06, 2007, 03:51:23 PM
Hey, Fernando.......so....can I date your sister????



Rom


Oh by the way Louie,did I tell you that your mums gonna
be my personal guest the rest of the season >:D
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 06, 2007, 05:06:27 PM
the fat lady is'nt singing yet Fernando,but
she's clearing her throat
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 06, 2007, 05:54:43 PM
You can pick your team mates, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your team mate's nose!
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 06, 2007, 05:57:00 PM
where's that finger been wonder boy
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 06, 2007, 06:18:48 PM
The exit's over there, Fernando!
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 06, 2007, 06:30:22 PM
Hey, Fernando. Those guys from the FIA want to talk to you. Something about e-mails from Pedro?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 06, 2007, 09:45:58 PM
Don't worry Fernie, you'll be as big as me one day
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 07, 2007, 01:55:08 AM
Nando,I was wondering,just how many
races you won your first year in f1
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 07, 2007, 04:04:24 AM
LH to FA

Don't cry for me argentina......oh that's right your spanish...ahh you all look the same to me

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 07, 2007, 04:08:52 AM
I'm on the top step...nah nah na nah na.......

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: f1box on September 07, 2007, 11:13:15 AM
Smell my finger!

David
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 07, 2007, 11:21:43 AM
Fernando...it could be worse....you could still be with Renault.....


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 07, 2007, 08:08:35 PM
Fernando, is that a tear or a bogey
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Chameleon on September 08, 2007, 02:24:38 AM
Nah, I still say my sideburns are longer.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 08, 2007, 09:27:33 AM
Fernando.....let's stop all this fussin and-a feudin

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 08, 2007, 11:27:44 AM
LH to FA.  Don't let me catch you hacking into my e mails.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 08, 2007, 11:32:50 AM
Fernando, did you hear that Schumacher is getting the top sporting award in Spain, isn't that where you're from??

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 09, 2007, 12:37:58 AM
Enough of this infighting. Let's just go over there and log onto GP Wizard. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 09, 2007, 01:05:37 AM
you think are championship is close,check out the race between
Ian,Cosworth and that Aussie Rom :o
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 03:18:49 AM
Fernando....I think this makes you the highest paid number 2 in any team.....


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 09, 2007, 05:45:33 AM
Yo, Ferd, can I put the #1 on my car now, or do I have to wait until after Brazil?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 05:47:16 AM
Fernando....hows that 'youngest champion' record looking now??

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 05:48:17 AM
Fernando, I'm not a puppet.....I'm a real boy....

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 05:53:44 AM
Fernando, just repeat this to yourself "I think I can, I think I can....."

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 05:54:41 AM
Fernando, just click your heels together 3 times and say "I am world champion"

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 09, 2007, 07:34:01 AM
Fernando, can you believe those jokers at GP Wizard have made up over 50 captions for this pix?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 09, 2007, 08:35:28 AM
Fernando....It could be worse.....you could be Australian......


Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: f1box on September 09, 2007, 11:33:28 AM
Is that the whisker I beat you by?

David
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 10, 2007, 01:24:55 PM
LH to FA

C'mon big guy, go ahead and let it out.....it doesn't make you any less of a man

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 10, 2007, 09:16:37 PM
LH to FA: Hey Fern, learned your lines for the courtroom play on Thursday?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 12, 2007, 12:09:16 PM
Hey Fernando.....can you believe it.... Rom is out of material for this thread......FINALLY


Rom  :crazy:
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 12, 2007, 12:58:25 PM
Just keep looking over there. Pit Babe #289 will be back sooner or later.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 12, 2007, 08:16:23 PM
Fernando, it's not a blackhead, it's a piece of rubber off my back wheels
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Chameleon on September 12, 2007, 10:40:26 PM
FA: What the...?

LH: It's called a wet willy!
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 13, 2007, 07:21:14 PM
FA to LH:

You might have won this race, but I'm still going to win the Monza-to-Spa road race this year, so don't get too smiley...
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 13, 2007, 07:22:31 PM
FA: Did not!

LH: Did too!

FA: Did not... ...oh, what does it matter?
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Wizzo on September 16, 2007, 07:42:52 PM

OK Guys the competition is over and Mrs Wiz has had a tough choice choosing the winner but after much deliberating (and giggling) she has chosen the following:

I'm on the top step...nah nah na nah na.......

by Romephius


I'm sure you will join me in saying well done to Rom and a very big thank you goes out to everyone who entered, I'm sure this competition has provided us all with a few chuckles and also shown us just how childish Mrs Wiz is!

Well done all.  :good: :good:


Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 16, 2007, 08:45:55 PM
Congrats Rom,you paid off Mrs Wiz did'nt you >:D
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 16, 2007, 09:28:39 PM
Thank you Wiz and Mrs Wiz, it was alot of fun to see just how silly I could get and also to see what these other fine comedians came up with.  There were some VERY VERY funny captions made for this and it just goes to show the high calibre thinking that the members have.  Well done to you all.

Dare, I didn't have to pay her......I told her you would!!!

Rom  :crazy:

P.s. I guess it also goes to show how childish I am too Wiz.....
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Dare on September 16, 2007, 09:31:59 PM
I'm not a sore loser,I believe the Wiz and Mrs Wiz are
testing me :o
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Ian on September 16, 2007, 10:51:24 PM
Nice one Rom, congrats, nananananana
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 17, 2007, 11:35:51 AM
Congratulations, Rom. Hope you enjoy your well-deserved prize when it comes :D
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: cosworth151 on September 17, 2007, 02:52:51 PM
Congrats, Rom! Well done.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 17, 2007, 03:01:09 PM
Thank you very much Ian, Ali and Cos......you guys were really good and very funny with your responses....

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 17, 2007, 04:26:57 PM
Nice one Rom.

Sorry I'm a bit late but just back from a weekend in Sicily meeting old friends at a hill climb.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on September 17, 2007, 09:25:03 PM
Thank you for that Johnbull, it was tough coming up with funny stuff.....you guys were so good....

Hope you had a good time

Rom
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on September 18, 2007, 11:04:29 AM
Hope you enjoyed yourself at the hillclimb, johnbull.
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: johnbull on September 18, 2007, 05:09:54 PM
Yes thanks. We had a great time. It was strange to be at Chiaramonte as a spectator. The last time I was at the hill climb there was in 1982 when I was there competing.

We is: Myself and son Josh (24) who races presently, my brother David (58) who still races too, brother in law Alex (57) hasn't raced for a while, and his son Matt (30)who is one of our top racers too. Quite a racing family as you can see.

We went there for a break, to watch the event, and for me to sort something out with the organisers to take a Maltese group up to race in next year's event. So you could say I was also there in my capacity as chairman of our local motorsport federation.

Here's one of the many pics we took.

(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5606/sicily907grouppd5.jpg)

David on the left with Salvo Giardina who manufacturers GISA racing cars, myself and Alex. Giardina was racing an Alfa GTA in the same class as me in 82, and Alex had joined me for the event in 78, also driving a GTA. Happy memories.


Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Chameleon on September 18, 2007, 06:26:17 PM
And the guy in the foreground was trying to avoid sunburn by sheltering under the rear wing of the car...  ;)
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: romephius on October 01, 2007, 02:37:49 PM
Perfect timing for the wonderful prize to arrive... 1st day of my holiday time... so i have some reading to do....  Once again you guys were great at coming up with funny stuff.

Thank you very much to the Wiz and Mrs. Wiz

Rom  :yahoo:  :good:  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Hamilton vs Alonso Caption
Post by: Alianora La Canta on October 02, 2007, 11:53:37 AM
Pleased to hear that you are enjoying your prize, rom, and congratulations on winning it. :D
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