Why Golf is better than Sex

[Scott]

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
 
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9... You  can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can  still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.   

 
And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it! 

[Wats-on]

Don't let the wife see this!