Polish sausage

[Dare]

 

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A  man at the store asks the clerk: 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'

The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am.  But let me ask you something.

'If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

'Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

'Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'

'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'


With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'


The clerk replied, 'Because you're in Home Depot.

[John S]

  Good one Dare.