WEIRD !!!!!

[Dare]

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. 

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

Polar bears are left-handed.

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Starfish haven't got brains.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
"screeched."

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Almonds are members of the peach family.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

[Scott]

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. That's pretty frightening to think of - my daughter will never go to sleep if I tell her that.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. This from the makers of the Finnish sauna?   


Women blink nearly twice as much as men. I can vouch for that - I have to throw away at least half the pictures my wife's in because her eyes are closed

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. I don't think I'll be able to remember that

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. me too

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10. Or 2:10 - which is to frame the brand of the watch

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. My wife says I'm gone in about 30seconds

[David]

I love these weird fact things. Great idea to reply to them to Scott. 

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. – I’m now scared of donkeys

A snail can sleep for 3 years. – Not in my house

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. – I can do it before lunch most Sunday mornings.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. – Stupid, If only you could defeat death with your foot or a rolled up newspaper.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. – Oh Yeah!!

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. – Won’t stop me trying

Starfish haven't got brains. – That explains Patrick

There are more chickens than people in the world. – That is strangely reassuring

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.  - I can go in the blink of an eye myself.

[Canada Darrell™]

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. - From staring at us men in disbelief.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. - A better place to be most of the time!

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE. - That'll make the women stop blinking so much.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. - Good for them!


Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. - Tiger Woods likes skin, not just one skin.


A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.  - So does my daughter.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. - Farts are funny!

[Ian]

"I am" maybe the shortest sentence but "I do" is the longest sentence

[David]

"I am" maybe the shortest sentence but "I do" is the longest sentence

 

[Canada Darrell™]

"I am" maybe the shortest sentence but "I do" is the longest sentence

 

[Scott]

"I am" maybe the shortest sentence but "I do" is the longest sentence

I nominate that for the best wisecrack of the year!!!  I'm still laughing Ian!

 

[John S]

"I am" maybe the shortest sentence but "I do" is the longest sentence

     - Not weird but wise Ian, ever so wise 

[Ian]

The only place you can tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world a duck is watching you.

The total weight of all the ants on earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.

The smallest human penis ever recorded was roughly 1cm long.

[David]

The only place you can tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth. - There is another place but I'd rather not say. 

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world a duck is watching you. - What the duck is all that about, the are some weird duckers in this world. 

The total weight of all the ants on earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth. - Yuck! 

The smallest human penis ever recorded was roughly 1cm long. 

[Ian]

But would it technically be a tickle in the other place David ? 

[cosworth151]

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. Of course. Donkeys don't fly worth a damn.

A snail can sleep for 3 years. That's only before the snail has kids.

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.  And also the sharpest.

Polar bears are left-handed. So, they live at the North Pole, but they're south paws?

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Not true. The Cleveland Cavaliers can't jump, either.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple. Or "bulb."

[Ian]

You can't hum while holding you nose closed.

If you touch your tongue while yawning it can stop the yawn.

[David]

I can confirm the first is true, but you will have to wait until I tire a little for results on the second.