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Author Topic: C'mon its just a joke!!  (Read 870 times)

Offline Andy B

C'mon its just a joke!!
« on: February 12, 2011, 12:02:28 AM »
The Cow an Ant and an Old Fart


A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"   













 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 







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Offline Ian

Re: C'mon its just a joke!!
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2011, 12:11:14 AM »
 :DD  :DD  :good: Ok, I scrolled down.
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Offline Scott

Re: C'mon its just a joke!!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2011, 08:00:30 AM »
Doesn't apply, my farts are fresh and new every time.   :o
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Re: C'mon its just a joke!!
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2011, 10:32:48 AM »

Luckily for me they're all SBDs. :D   .....nuff said.  :P

 
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Offline Scott

Re: C'mon its just a joke!!
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2011, 11:45:18 AM »
Quote from: John S on February 12, 2011, 10:32:48 AM
Luckily for me they're all SBDs. :D   .....nuff said.  :P

Just like my daughter...she has such a reputation that nobody even blames it on anyone else.  The kid can clear a room, and then she sits there with a smirk. 
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