Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, an elderly couple went into town and visited a shop.
When they came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
They went up to him and said, 'Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored them and continued writing the ticket. The old guy called him an a--hole. The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So the old lady called him a s--t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more they abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then the bus arrived, and the elderly couple said good-bye, waved and got on the bus and went home.
It's important to put a bit of fun in your day to keep it interesting.