Donations for parliament

[Andy B]

A driver Is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside London,

Nothing Is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the members of parliament and they're asking

for a £100 million ransom!

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on

fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

 

"Roughly a gallon.”

[Ian]

       Good one Andy. Where do I send my gallon to ?

[John S]

 

An oldie but a goodie, nice one Andy. 

[David]

  The old ones are the best.