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Offline Andy B

Children!!
« on: May 04, 2012, 05:48:55 AM »
A school girl says, "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"

Mum replies,"Where's that then darling?"

Girl says, "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out & Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it and that's how you get babies!"

Shaking her head, Mum says "Oh darling that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies,.......that's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done"!
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Re: Children!!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 06:02:21 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD
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Re: Children!!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 08:31:40 AM »
 
Whey Hey, Andy that's a good un!  :good: :DD :DD  :DD :DD

 
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Re: Children!!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 11:07:22 AM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD  Great one Andy, true though ain't it.
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