Subject: Drinking and Driving

[Dare]

   
 
 I would like to share an experience
        with you about drinking and
        driving.

As you well know, some of us have been
        lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from
        the various social sessions over the
        years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for
        a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then
        topped it off with a margarita.  Not a good
        idea.

Knowing full well I was at least
        slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took
        a taxi home.

Sure enough I passed a police road
        block but because it was a taxi, they waved it
        past.

I arrived home safely without
        incident, which was a real surprise.

I have never driven a taxi
        before and am not sure where I got
        it.

[Ian]

      Nutter.