> A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
>
> The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
>
> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
> something.
>
> If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
>
> Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
> was German?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
>
> Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
>
> The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
>
> The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage,
> why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
>
> The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."