A couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says,”A hundred dollars.
He replies," All I got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to the husband and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty? "
"Just use your hand," the husband replied. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE manhood. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says."I'll be right back....................................."
She runs back to the husband.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy dollars?"
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