Must be England

[Steve A.]

A GUY WALKS INTO THE LOCAL WELFARE OFFICE, MARCHES STRAIGHT UP TO THE COUNTER TO COLLECT HIS FORTNIGHTLY CHECK AND SAYS "HI...YA KNOW, I JUST HATE DRAWING WELFARE. I'D REALLY RATHER HAVE A JOB."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes or his Rolls, he'll supply all of your clothes, credit cards and money. Because of the long hours, all your meals will also be provided.
You'll be expected to escort the beautiful daughter on her overseas holiday trips, you'll have to satisfy all of her needs including any
"physical" urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage and the starting salary is £200,000 a year"
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "YEAH, BUT YOU STARTED IT".

[Alianora La Canta]

The moment the guy didn't hand his job search evidence sheet over before opening his mouth, he should have known this was going to be the reaction 

[lkjohnson1950]

 

[Scott]