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Author Topic: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017  (Read 1697 times)

Offline Wizzo

Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« on: August 22, 2017, 10:33:43 AM »
1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.”
 
2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.”
 
3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?”

4. “I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.” 

5. “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.” 

6. “Combine Harvesters. And you’ll have a really big restaurant.”

7. “I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it...” 

8. “I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house.”

9. “I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.” 

10. “Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences.’ I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’” 

11. “A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men’s singles event.” 

12. “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.”

13. “For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it.”

14. “I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark.” 

15. “I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.”


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Offline Robem64

Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 11:31:32 AM »
I must be getting old.....I only laughed at two of these (5 & 9) :confused:
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2017, 02:32:25 PM »
Good 'uns, Wizzo!  :DD  :good:

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Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2017, 11:35:53 PM »
I enjoyed most of the jokes (I think 4 and 11 are my favourites)  :DD
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Offline Calman

Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 06:02:25 PM »
... I thought this topic had more legs, but once I rea down to the Pretenders gig, I thought "Hymn!".

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Offline Steve A.

Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2018, 11:39:59 AM »
That's got Tim Vine written all over it good ones.

 


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