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Author Topic: Vacation to Florida  (Read 6444 times)

Offline Wizzo

Vacation to Florida
« on: January 11, 2023, 03:25:12 PM »
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Thanks to hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. She decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and looked at the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!
« Last Edit: January 11, 2023, 03:27:28 PM by Wizzo »


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Offline cosworth151

Re: Vacation to Florida
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2023, 03:34:00 PM »
Good'un, Wizzo!  :DD :DD :DD
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Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Vacation to Florida
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2023, 03:44:09 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD
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Re: Vacation to Florida
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2023, 11:06:11 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD  First class Wizzo.
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