Beer Pager

[Wizzo]

Ever been at a party and couldn’t find your beer? Do you sometimes feel like that darn can is trying to elude you? I sure did! Alas, there is an end to this! The Beer Pager! Drop your can or bottle in it, clip the remote to your belt and enjoy the party. If you’re unable to find your drink, just press the red button, and a friendly belch will help you pinpoint its location.



This gadget can act both as a beer coaster and cup holder (though it looks quite bulky as a holder). Promising ‘Remote activation up to 60 feet’, the Beer pager will belch (literally) and flash some colorful LED’s when you press the red key on the remote. The cup holder also promises to ‘Keep you beverage chilled’.

Hopefully different beer pagers use different radio codes or imagine this: big party, at least 3-4 of these scattered around a room holding the same brand of beer, and all going [burp] and flashing when someone tries to locate ONE beer. Nasty, huh?

Anyway, it’s a fun gadget that makes you look cool at a party… in an extremely geeky way, that is. Cheers!

[Ian]

My beer never lasts long enough to get lost Wizard, have to have a word with you, you know, pointers, tips, just to jog your memory. 

[Wizzo]

The sad thing is I don't do beer anymore, dare I tell you lot I don't really do fizzy anymore.

I'm more of a wine man now.

[Ian]

I like to have a whine too Wizard, no , seriously, I don't drink beer indoors either, it's red wine or scotch, in the garden in the summer, yup, I love a beer or at a barbie, but generally if I want a beer I go up the pub.

[cosworth151]

I don't think it could could be used for F1 - It's too small for a Foster's can!

When not watching a race, I'm more of a rum man myself, hence the car number!

[Dare]

I gave up drinking 10 yrs ago,probably won't
live any longer,but it sure will seem like it

[cosworth151]

I don't drink anymore......
I don't drink any less, either!


That joke is one of the few things in the world older than I am.

[davewilson]

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Winston Churchill

[cosworth151]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
                           -Ben Franklin

[davewilson]

cosworth,some great drinking quotes can be found here.
http://www.drunkbastard.net/defense.htm

The Stig

[romephius]

I don't drink anything any more.......now I am older, I am picky when it comes to what I drink, rum, burboun, whiskey, vodka and red wine.......see, I am very picky

Rom

[Ian]

As it was created by the holy profession I think it is only proper to keep up the faith.