Signs that you drink too much

[Wizzo]

-You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
-You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
-Your job is interfering with your drinking.
-Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
-You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive fifth food group.
-24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?? I think not!
-Two hands and just one mouth ... now THAT'S a drinking problem!
-The car park seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
-Every woman you see has an exact twin.
-You fall off the floor.
-Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger -- forget dinner!
-The glass keeps missing your mouth.
-Bill Clinton starts to make sense.
-Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you.
-The whole bar says "hi" when you come in.
-"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

I know I'm asking the wrong crowd  but here goes, any more to add?

[Neil.P]

How about: Getting p!ssed in France on copious amounts of red wine in front of loads of people. Insisting on taking ALL (told to keep pants on at last minute. Cheers Sluggs) of their clothes off and jumping in the swimming pool!

Neil.P

[Slugger]

and staying in bed the whole of the following day and not really being right the day after that lol

[Neil.P]

Or how about going on a first date in London, buying all the drinks all night, then going on to a club.
As I'm standing there swaying from one foot to the other trying not to collapse the girl insists on buying the last drink, so I agree reluctently.
As I'm standing there trying to focus I see the girl coming back with a whole bottle of wine now things start going a bit hazy.
We left the club, I can remember arguing about where we was and what direction we where going in. anyway I finally got her to her flat and I walked to the bus stop.
Got on the bus and off we went, now I started to feel sick properly ten minutes later I was sick, because there was so many people on the bus I decided to hold it in my mouth for the next thirty or so minutes until the stomach acids had blown my cheeks up like two balloons where I had my mouth shut and the skin on the roof of my mouth and tongue had been stripped. What a relief to get off that bus!

Hangover time: 3 days
Embarrasement time: Eternal

Neil.P

[Wizzo]

Story: Priceless

 

[Slugger]

lol i remember you telling me that story 

[mussonhead]

lol  avin it large

[Ian]

what signs, it's only scarey if you can see them, let the others worry about it. Oh well just got to go and open another bottle of wine