Ever caught sleeping?

[Wizzo]

If you get caught sleeping on the job, here are some quick excuses:

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the Tippex."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the comapny mission statement."

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"

"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."

"The postman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."