Author Topic: Got a beer belly? (Read 5612 times)

Wizzo · « **on:** May 04, 2006, 05:48:55 PM »

What one thing could improve a trip to, well just about anywhere, the cinema or a F1 race, a plane journey, a spot of snowboarding or perhaps a little mountain biking? The answer of course is beer!

This is known as the Beerbelly, it is a secret beer holder that is designed to be worn by the beer guzzler under clothing, where it gives the impression the wearer has just enjoyed a few too many pints. And not only does it look like a beer belly, it even feels like a rather wobbly girth!

A woman apparently wore her belly, full to the brim with Cosmopolitans, in order to endure a flight to New York!

The picture above is of course me modeling the beer belly and if ever you meet me I will be wearing it - just don't mention it.

Neil.P · « **Reply #1 on:** May 04, 2006, 08:07:53 PM »

Blimey Wizard, I can't keep up. I don't know whats best, that or the Kebab machine

lol

Neil.P

Wizzo · « **Reply #2 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:03:36 AM »

Ahhh, I know how to pick em

Ian · « **Reply #3 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:40:44 PM »

Looks like a cows udder sideways to me, or rather two cows udders, get it down yer frote before yer go in

Ian · « **Reply #4 on:** May 05, 2006, 10:42:57 PM »

Reminds me, not as good as my beer belly is it wizard

. Ian

Neil.P · « **Reply #5 on:** May 05, 2006, 11:14:27 PM »

'Ere hold up a minute I think I'm on to something. Forget all about the beer, I think we might have just stumbled upon the new Tri-Vest (copyright).

All you have to do is attach that nozzle to your 'old chap' (somehow

)and Bobs your uncle, you can prop the Bar up 24 hours a day!

Of course when twinned with the hugely popular Tri-Pants, the options are endless.
I think we should market the Tri-Combo product to the more experienced explorer/Adventurer!

Neil.P

Wizzo · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2006, 06:44:32 PM »

What a great Idea, perhaps the combo should have its own name, Tri-Vant or Tri-Pest.

I have contacted NASA and they are very interested, they said, (please read this with a strong American accent) "Wow, astronauts could complete entire missions without removing their suits"......."this is the break we have been waiting for"......."intergalatic flights will now be possible"......"outstanding"......."good job!"

Neil.P · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2006, 06:54:47 PM »

^^^

Neil.P

Wizzo · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2006, 08:55:12 PM »

We do actually have a member from NASA - check it out wmking

Perhaps they are watching or even stealing our ideas!

Neil.P · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:10:00 PM »

Wizard, it says we can't view other peoples profile when I tried that link!

Neil.P

Wizzo · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:17:59 PM »

Try it now

f1flower · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2006, 09:58:02 PM »

iwish my beer belly looked as good as that

Wizzo · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2006, 10:11:08 PM »

F1Flower, I wish I could take mine off when I wanted to!

Wizzo · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2006, 03:40:32 PM »

First stage testing now complete.

Only one minor problem with re-entry

Neil.P · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2006, 03:56:13 PM »

Brilliant... One small step for man, one giant leap for Tri-Pants!

Neil.P

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