Author Topic: Middle Lane Morons (Read 3801 times)

Neil.P · « **on:** August 02, 2007, 09:07:37 PM »

http://www.middlelanemorons.com

check out the gallery section, made me chuckle!

Neil.P

Ian · « **Reply #1 on:** August 02, 2007, 09:17:55 PM »

Too true, if your in the inside(driving lane)you've only got to watch one mirror. I love coming up behind a moron and as long as the motorway is clear, shooting straight across to the outside lane from right behind them, the way their heads snap up when they catch a glimpse of you in the mirror is great, you can read their minds, what the f*ck was that, then wave at them as you go past.

Neil.P · « **Reply #2 on:** August 02, 2007, 11:46:04 PM »

^^^

Ian, I've got to buy you a drink one day, you're a class act, no doubt about it!!

Neil.P

Ian · « **Reply #3 on:** August 02, 2007, 11:48:22 PM »

Neil, I would love to have a beer with you one day, reckon we would have a great laugh.

Dare · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2007, 01:57:22 AM »

Quote from: ian on August 02, 2007, 11:48:22 PM

Neil, I would love to have a beer with you one day, reckon we would have a great laugh.

when you all have that beer together,I
wish I could be there to have one with
the both of you

cosworth151 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2007, 02:05:53 AM »

I used to know a guy who had a sports car accessory shop up in Columbus. One of his best sellers was a decal to go across the top of the windscreen. It was printed backwards so that the driver ahead could read it in the rear view mirror:

SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

johnbull · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2007, 08:37:40 AM »

Quote from: cosworth151 on August 03, 2007, 02:05:53 AM

I used to know a guy who had a sports car accessory shop up in Columbus. One of his best sellers was a decal to go across the top of the windscreen. It was printed backwards so that the driver ahead could read it in the rear view mirror:

SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

We could do with a few of those where I come from, though in our case it would need to read SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP LEFT.

Actually, there's an interesting saying around here, which goes like this.

In England they drive on the left.
In Italy they drive on the right.
In Malta they drive in the shade.

Wizzo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2007, 09:15:45 AM »

Nice find Neil

I will have to organise a GPWizard (International) Beer Fest, of course I will ensure some of our beloved pit babes attend - thoughts?

Neil.P · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:28:39 PM »

Yeah, count me in. Oh and hands off pitbabe 137 when she turns up. She's mine!

Neil.P

johnbull · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:41:21 PM »

Nice one Neil.

Boy, she's got guts ........................like water melons.

Neil.P · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:48:53 PM »

Yeah, she sure looks sweet John

Neil.P

Ian · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2007, 09:41:42 PM »

At my age I'd be grateful just for an outside chance.

johnbull · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2007, 10:54:16 PM »

My missus tells me I wouldn't know what to do with them !

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