Smoking Mittens

[Wizzo]

With the recent smoking ban in the UK, it means many people are going to get cold hands this winter when they are forced to smoke outdoors. So here’s a novel solution to getting burnt gloves, the smoking mittens, the mittens with a heat proof hole.



To use you wear the mittens as normal but when you need a smoke simply insert your cigarette through the hole and smoke without burning your clothes or getting your hands cold. So if you can’t quit the coffin nails, at least you’ll still be able to keep your hands warm.

[The Stig]

Great Wizard,but the holes will not be big enough, when Hamilton wins the World Championship and everyone wants a fat cigar.

[johnbull]

Completely OT but for the smoke connection, here's an old one you may or may or may not have heard before.

Couple of guys in a pub discussing their private moments.

Peter:    Does your wife smoke after sex?

Paul:      Don't know. Never looked.