As you know I like to try and keep a smile on your faces so take a look at my selection of the worst chat up lines...unless you use, er I mean know of any better ones.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"
Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
Have you ever played naked leap frog?