Smoking Jacket

[Wizzo]

I can’t see many smokers wanting to wear this jacket. A polite smoking jacket is a good idea, I know often I tend to stand away from people when they're having a cigarette in public so the smoke doesn’t go in my face.

The smoking jacket has a valve in the collar, and the smoker exhales their smoke into it. As the smoker continues their cigarette and is blowing the smoke into the jacket, the lungs on the front become darker, which is there for all to see.

[Ian]

What a load of piffle, if I'm smoking and talking to a non smoker I make sure that I am downwind (?) to them, thus the smoke does'nt blow on them.

[Dare]

What a load of piffle, if I'm smoking and talking to a non smoker I make sure that I am downwind (?) to them, thus the smoke does'nt blow on them.

You make sure your downwind,I wouldn't
touch that line with a 10 foot cattle prod,
I know Neil wouldn't either

[Ian]

How dare you sir. 

[Neil.P]

Yeah dare, we gotta keep our eye on that boy.

Neil.P

[cosworth151]

What a load of piffle, if I'm smoking and talking to a non smoker I make sure that I am downwind (?) to them, thus the smoke does'nt blow on them.

Judging by your new avatar, most people wouldn't mind the smoke!

[Ian]

Cos, I ain't touched it for years, totally banned on the railway, but, the day after I've retired I'm gonna sit in the garden and have a damn great joint and a couple of bottles and say  "stuff the railway "

[Dare]

Cos, I ain't touched it for years, totally banned on the railway, but, the day after I've retired I'm gonna sit in the garden and have a damn great joint and a couple of bottles and say  "stuff the railway "

We at GPWizard neither condone or approve
or encourage the activities of our members

[Ian]

So you've never got the munchies then oh great moderator. 

[Dare]

So you've never got the munchies then oh great moderator. 

Do as I say not as I do

[Ian]

Non comprendi senor. 

[cosworth151]

We have drug testing at work.

Somebody brings in drugs, and we all test them!

[Ian]

Gis a job Cos. 

[John S]

The smoking jacket has a valve in the collar, and the smoker exhales their smoke into it

Could this be a clever, Formula 1 style rule bending device, used as a recycling ploy for crafty workers on a limited number of smoke breaks. They can  re-inhale the smoke from inside the jacket on the way back to their desk so extending the nicotine uptake to keep them hard at it.

Management may not be too unhappy with this if, as I'm sure I've read somewhere, nicotine helps cocentration.

[Ian]

Nicotine might John, cannabis sure as hell does'nt.