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Author Topic: You know your ugly when  (Read 2270 times)

Offline Dare

You know your ugly when
« on: January 18, 2008, 06:08:42 PM »
You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog humps your leg with its eyes closed.
 
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Offline Ian

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2008, 08:38:52 PM »
Thats the story of my life.  :'(
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Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2008, 10:27:50 PM »
What the hell are you when the dog avoids you altogether :o and humps anyone else's leg instead? :confused:
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Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2008, 09:38:09 PM »
Since dogs hump to mark out boundaries, presumably that means you're within its territory, it's happy to have you in its territory and that you're a nice, safe person.
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Offline Dare

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2008, 10:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Alianora La Canta on January 19, 2008, 09:38:09 PM
Since dogs hump to mark out boundaries, presumably that means you're within its territory, it's happy to have you in its territory and that you're a nice, safe person.

I don't think that's what my
dog had on it's mind
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Offline cosworth151

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2008, 05:36:08 PM »
It's even worse when the dog has to get really, really drunk first.
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Offline Dare

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2008, 06:06:55 PM »
Quote from: cosworth151 on January 21, 2008, 05:36:08 PM
It's even worse when the dog has to get really, really drunk first.

that too Cos,and when the dog brings a bag for
you to put on
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Offline Wizzo

Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 12:45:20 PM »
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Re: You know your ugly when
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2008, 07:19:05 PM »
man's best friend



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