A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he
>> glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
>> soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
>> would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
>>
>> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
>> 'Business trip or pleasure?'
>>
>> She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going to the Annual
>> Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .'
>>
>> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>>
>> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
>> business
>> role at this convention?' 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information
>> that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the
>> popular myths
>> about sexuality.'
>>
>> 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'
>>
>> 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men
>> are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native
>> American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>>
>> 'Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
>> actually
>> it
>> is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
>>
>> 'I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best
>> stamina
>> is
>> the Southern Redneck.'
>>
>> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm
>> sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
>> you. I don't even know your name.'
>>
>> 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my
>> friends call me Bubba.'