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Author Topic: Golfing UroClub  (Read 1914 times)

Offline cosworth151

Golfing UroClub
« on: June 07, 2008, 07:14:34 PM »
For those of you afflicted with golf who play golf.

Problem: You’re in the middle of a golf course, and you really gotta pee. The club house is far away, and you don’t want to go in the bushes (they frown on that sort of behavior …) Solution: Pee into your golf club … the UroClub, that is: the "club" is actually a hollow cylinder that will store your pee. You can then empty it at the nearest bathroom or at home. It even includes a towel for privacy.

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Offline Dare

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 09:36:42 PM »
Cos Is it a one size fits all club
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Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 07:14:36 AM »
corr blimey 

:DD
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Offline Steven Roy

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 03:19:03 PM »
Does it not affect your swing once it has been filled?
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Offline Dare

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 03:52:27 PM »
Quote from: Steven Roy on June 08, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
Does it not affect your swing once it has been filled?

Your swing becomes a little full
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Offline Ian

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 04:45:37 PM »
And then it bursts and you get wet.  :DD
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Offline Steven Roy

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 10:21:30 PM »
I suppose you should start off with it full of alcohol and then one it has been emptied you can re-fill it.
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Offline Ian

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 10:38:39 PM »
A man after my own heart Steven
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Golfing UroClub
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2008, 10:51:23 PM »

Is that what they mean by 'fast running green'?  :D
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