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Offline Dare

Bear joke
« on: June 20, 2008, 02:38:33 AM »
eat your heart out Wiz




A bear walks into a bar and says, "I want a bourbon and............... coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them all my life."
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 08:41:36 AM »
 :yahoo:
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 10:10:58 PM »
Oh my God Dare.  ::)
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Offline Dare

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 12:21:25 AM »
Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear! The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. They're both frozen in their tracks.
The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."
"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2008, 09:48:16 AM »
Good one Dare  :good:
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Online cosworth151

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 12:28:59 PM »
This is getting un-bear-able!
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Offline Dare

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 12:36:52 PM »
Quote from: cosworth151 on June 22, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
This is getting un-bear-able!

I have hundreds,maybe thousans

                    okay

maybe 10 more
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 03:57:00 PM »
Troubles BRUIN eh
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Mitch14

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Re: Bear joke
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2008, 07:36:42 PM »
both jokes were terrible but i preferred the first
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2008, 11:13:20 PM »
Lets not get grizzly about it.  :DD
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Mitch14

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Re: Bear joke
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2008, 08:01:34 AM »
no lets not
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Online cosworth151

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2008, 01:31:33 PM »
Can you bear any more of this?

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Mitch14

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Re: Bear joke
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2008, 07:01:33 PM »
please cosworth151 don't embarrass yourself
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2008, 07:54:41 PM »
All this panda-ring about is good for the mind, anyway, seems like winter is back, hailstones tonight so I'm off to hibernate
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Offline Ian

Re: Bear joke
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2008, 07:57:57 PM »
You'll love this one Cos
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