5 of the best?

[Wizzo]

1. I used to live on the 13th floor but have just moved up to the 14th floor - But that's another storey.

2. One armed butlers - They can take it, but they can't dish it out.

3. How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?

4. Police report that a woman was mugged by three gay man last night - Two held her down whilst the other did her hair.

5. I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed - How could anyone stoop so low?

[Steven Roy]

I picked out all the stuff I handed read yet and decided to keep the jokes to last. 

I should know better by now
I should know better by now
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[Ian]

Hehe, keep it up Wiz.