You don't have to read 'em

[Wizzo]

Just got an advent calendar from Woolworths.
All the windows were boarded up!

Well, looks like mfi are closing down
I wonder if they'll have a sale?

The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house.
I didn't know what to make of it.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

[Steven Roy]

It may be childish.  OK it is childish but I love the disgruntled joke.